demonic-stuffedanimal:

Tumblr could learn a lesson from this…

(Source: nintendocanada, via fuckyeah-nerdery)

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

(via wildlingoreiad)

ailicecc:

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Teaching your friend how to get it while on their bike.

(via wildlingoreiad)

legendxofxzach:

"I’m straight…"

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"…But I’ve wanted to experiment before…"

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Lol

(via sanstarks)

Too often, the only escape is sleep.

Charles Bukowski (via allegorys)

(Source: henrycharlesbukowski, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via pricklylegs)

The truth isn’t always beauty, but the hunger for it is.

― Nadine Gordimer (via psych-quotes)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

Thats brilliant

(via wildlingoreiad)

lulz-time:

sherlockspeare:

Don’t ever ask me what the hell I was thinking ‘cause I don’t know either.

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im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

Ew oh god

(via inglouriousimpalas)

Oh jeeshes

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via teddy-roosevelt)

britishstarr:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

I AM SO TEMPTED TO DRAW THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

This sounds awesome

(via inglouriousimpalas)

bigbardafree:

god fucking bless kishibe rohan

bigbardafree:

god fucking bless kishibe rohan